Upon reflection, it will be mirrorly a coincidence if she isn't grateful for this offering. In fact, she'll shardly believe your level of manliness.

If your heart doesn't stand out from the rest . . . your lady will feelafel.

There's only one option if you feel your love starting to drift — this heart. No exceptsands.

Naturally occurring dirt heart on the sidewalk. Love was cement to be.

If she doesn't appreciate this heart, try giving her the boot.

For all the flakey girls. They should know who they are . . . but probably don't . . . because they're just so flakey.

She'll be so defenseless against this offering, her heart will melt.

You should now be ready to pop the question.

All the ladies will be wingking at you when you use this heart.

You'll be spaghetting plenty of love with the use of this secret weapon.

Expect nothing but sconedelous outcomes following the presentation of this heart to your lady.

This heart will increase your popcornularity with all the ladies. And I do mean all of them.

Another option if you're 'scrambling' for ideas.

Love. Let's take the plunge together.

A misshapen banana heart for the love of your life.

Some Mini-Wheats for your mini-wheat.

Some dried apricots for the ladies on the most magical day of the year.