Monday, 9 May 2011

Love. It can make you tired, but at least you're not the third wheel.

Tell her ''I want our love to grow, chéri'' and she'll be yours.

Once you get hitched, expect to pull more than your share of the weight.

If you don't support your lady, she will wunderwear your love is and your relationship will be brief.

When juggling priorities, ensure your lady is at the top.

If she's not your tiep, there's always the neckst girl.

Love. It's certainly no propaneganda.

Get the lead out of your pants and mend your lady's HB breaky heart.

You're ready. It's time to butter her up.

Your lady won't be able to resist you, espressolly with this heart. But if you can't pull it off, you'll be the caffeine stock of all ladies' men.