Friday, 2 September 2011

Life without love would be a catastoffee.


If you don't like what you sea, shell out more for a better woman.


There's more to love than trying to get into one another's drawers.


The next time you forget your anniversary it could be the last straw.


Please don't attempt this heart unless you're a seasoned lover.


Only choose one girl, because you can't have olive them.


Not being in love would make Suavo sick to his stomach.


Not to be a stickler, but when it comes to love you have to investwigate every lead you have.


If your lady's response to everything is "meh, sure", consider finding a new girl. Remember, it's quality over quantity.


Give her your love. She's pining for it.


If you toy with her heart she will think you don't car about her at all.


When you realize you're in love, it's the greatest epayphoney you will ever have.


I always default to this heart when iron out of ideas.


An offering such as this will keep your cupcake's heart from frosting over.


The thought of not finding true love can be very frytening.


Your heart is overflowing with so much love you may need to call a plummer.


Your lady wants true love. Anything less would be substandard.


Your lady would appreciate some more spice in her love life.


It's about time island me a lady.


Without love, nothing really computes.


It's nearly impossible to insulate yourself from love.


Sunday, 14 August 2011

Send your lady a nice text if you want to extend the shelf life of your relationship.


You have a vested interest in your relationship, so don't be seen with another woman.


Don't be a tool and expect to be callen all the shots in the relationship.


Suavo is amazing at making connections. Plane and simple.


If you make it seem like you're a high roller she'll definitely give you her foam number.


It's never to early to start admitten your love.


Love. Try to cherrysh every moment of it.


Love. You can bet on it.


Love. It's no sweat!


Love is coming. You'd better brace yourself.


Give your relationship adequate attention to avoid having to pay a lot in alimeony.