clipheart - by Suavo (unrated)

Friday, 2 September 2011

Posted by Suavo at 04:25

Heart shapes are everywhere, and there's a new one on this blog every day!

Suavo shares his relationship advice through his blog, where hearts and puns become one!

If you use this heart, all the ladies will beachecking you out. At least all of the Seaweedish girls, that's for shore.
Take your lady to the heart of the city and explore your love. If you don't mistreet her, she'll be havenue over to her place later.
Use this heart if you're feeling brushed for time.
Your lady wants your love, not your chairity.
Your lady will be soy thankful you chose her.
Historicauliflowers have always been the best way to show your lady you love her.
Love. If you candelicately express it, your lady will love you in return. Which would be pretty wicked.
There's nothing artificial about your love for your sugar, and she'll know that with this heart.
Needles to say, if you allow me to preach the gospool of love, it'll help you stay one step athread of the competition.
Once seeing this heart, thinking you never loved her would be macerroneous on her part.

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