clipheart - by Suavo (unrated)

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Posted by Suavo at 14:35

Labels: Food

Heart shapes are everywhere, and there's a new one on this blog every day!

Suavo shares his relationship advice through his blog, where hearts and puns become one!

Compliment her gluets and she'll love you forever.
All the ladies will be wingking at you when you use this heart.
If you use this heart, all the ladies will beachecking you out. At least all of the Seaweedish girls, that's for shore.
Love. It's no sweat!
Take your lady to the heart of the city and explore your love. If you don't mistreet her, she'll be havenue over to her place later.
Use this heart if you're feeling brushed for time.
If it was true love, she wouldn't be playing games with your heart.
Your lady wants your love, not your chairity.
Love. It's a slippery slope.
There's more to love than trying to get into one another's drawers.

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