Friday, 2 September 2011

Life without love would be a catastoffee.


If you don't like what you sea, shell out more for a better woman.


There's more to love than trying to get into one another's drawers.


The next time you forget your anniversary it could be the last straw.


Please don't attempt this heart unless you're a seasoned lover.


Only choose one girl, because you can't have olive them.


Not being in love would make Suavo sick to his stomach.


Not to be a stickler, but when it comes to love you have to investwigate every lead you have.


If your lady's response to everything is "meh, sure", consider finding a new girl. Remember, it's quality over quantity.


Give her your love. She's pining for it.


If you toy with her heart she will think you don't car about her at all.


When you realize you're in love, it's the greatest epayphoney you will ever have.


I always default to this heart when iron out of ideas.